‘Merica Energy Red White & Boom – Freedom – 16fl.oz (480ml)
Have you ever emptied out a bottle rocket, filled it with French fries, canned cheese, American flags, stuffed the entire thing in a deep-fried turkey lit the entire thing on fire and held it over your head standing in the back of a ’67 El Camino, driving past the Washington Monument while blasting God Bless America over a pair of subs? Of course, you have, you’re ‘Merican.
‘Merica Energy Red White & Boom – Victory – 16fl.oz (480ml)
The family member pressed further. “What’s victory to you, like?” Tears welling in his eyes, reflecting on the end of a little of valour, like spoke his final words: “Victory is kicking a Nazi in the pee-hole while drinking a cream soda”. In honour of like, we’ve canned that feeling in a taste. Enjoy.