‘Merica Energy Red White & Boom – ImPEACHment – 16fl.oz (480ml)

“Treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanours.” These are the acts that Article 2, Section 4 of the United States Constitution, the greatest living document on this green earth defines as impeachable offences.

Well, the only treasonous thing about ImPEACHment flavoured Red, White & BOOM is not drinking it. The only bribery going down here is your brain bribing your mouth to drink more of it, specifically by releasing details about your mouth’s tawdry exploits in Daytona Beach for Spring Break ’08. And the only high crime or a misdemeanour is not ripping your clothes off to expose your stars n’ stripes undies when you swig back this freedom fruit, this ‘Merica medley, this libertylicious peachy keen ‘Merican dream.

• Sugar-free
• Zero calorie
• No artificial colours
• 200mg caffeine per can

Imported from the USA.